Friday, July 25, 2008

Really Bad Jokes

Some "choice selections" from :

Why are crocodiles brown and flat? - Because if they were yellow and round, they'd be lemons.

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? - You're too young to smoke.

What do you call a tree from Tulsa? - An oakie.

Where do mentally unstable trees go? - The insane a-xylem.

What did the boots say to the cowboy? - You ride -- I'll go on foot.

Once there were three Indian women. They were all pregnant, and they slept in their husbands' teepees on animal skins that they had killed or traded for.

The first slept on a deer skin.

The second slept on a bear skin.

The third slept on a hippopotamus skin.

All three had their children on the full moon. The first had a strong baby boy. The second also had a strong baby boy. The third had twins.

This just proves that the sons of the squaw of the hippopotamus are equal to the sons of the squaws of the other two hides.

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